F*uck yang palabas na yan.... hahahaha....super galit talaga ako...
Kung anu-anong kat*r*ntad*h*n ang tinuturo nila sa kababaihan..
Yung girlfriend ko tuloy ngaun parang galit na hindi sa akin dahil kada panonood nya ng episode ng my husband's woman lagi siyang may narerealize.... hay
wag na sanang ipalabas yan... kahit kaming mga mababait na lalaki...nadadamay :(
Modern Toilet ay isang kainan sa Taipei
May iba't ibang flavors pa...
Kain tayo.....libre ko kayo....
September na pala parang ang bilis ng pangyayari. Simula na ang mga ber months. Isa lang ang ibig sabihin nito...malapit na magsimula ang countdown for christmas and new year...
PagSeptember na...
1. Lumalamig na ang simoy ng hangin (kasi may katabi kang mayabang....katulad dito sa opis namin hahahaha hale ikaw ba yan!)
2. Simula na ang mga bonuses (ako kaya kelan ko kaya matatanggap ang bonus ko?)
3. Promotion day (siguro sa company lang namin to)
4. Lilinisin na natin ang ating mga christmas tree, christmas decors, christmas lights (hindi naman puro christmas yun)
5. Naglilista ka na ng mga wish list mo for christmas (ako simple lang naman ang wish ko laptop o dslr lang naman)
6. Magsisimula na ang Octoberfest (inuman na!)
7. Malapit na ang birthday ko.... (madadagdagan na naman ang edad ko)
8. Malapit na tayong dumalaw sa cemetery (All saint's day hehehe November 1)
9. Makakatikim na ulit tayo ng masarap na puto bumbong at bibingka pagkatapos ng simbang gabi (sana makumpleto ko ung 9 days)
10. Gumising ng umaga para sa simbang gabi
oo nga pala 115 days to go... pasko na (hindi naman obvious na excited ako sa pasko)
Matagal na akong nagbabasa ng blog ni idol badoodles at matagal ko na ring gustong bumoto dito sa best humor blogs (kaso wala pa akong blog nun) kaya eto na ang honor roll ko...
1. blogniinday - super nag eenjoy talaga ako pag may bagong post tong si inday...siguro na eelibs lang ako sa kanya kasi ang galing nya mag english...at sinasamahan pa talaga niya ng patawa.... kasi ako hindi ako marunong mag english eh...simpleng sentence construction nga hindi ko magawa....Is it raining outside,aren't they?
2. Greenpinoy - super saya din ang blog na to....grabe talaga ung mga pictures... may isa syang post na hindi ko talaga makalimutan yung tungkol sa vagina repair... hehehehe
3. Gagopolis - kahit hindi na siya ganun ka frequent mag post, enjoy parin ako sa mga past post nya....paulit ulit kong binabasa hehehehe....
4. KokeyMonster - the best....speechless
Yan po ang aking mga favorite na humor blog.
I received this email from a colleague, and it is so super nakakatawa... kaya nga i make share it to you guys. Sana maging happy din kayo pag nabasa nyo na this Ten Conyomandments....hahahaha.....(pati tuloy ako nahahawa na eh)
Ten Conyomandments by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
(taken from The LaSallian-Menagerie)
Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Here at La Salle, conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the student body knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly bring you:
The Ten Conyomandments.
1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"
2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"
