tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25094984351734871782011-11-28T07:42:04.536+08:00ventocoseusshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04512063842496107318noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509498435173487178.post-83315798368382110472009-02-09T09:45:00.006+08:002009-02-09T12:11:15.946+08:00....Ilang araw na lang araw na ng mga puso...kaya nga ang lahat ng tao ngaun ay pawang mga nagmamahalan.<br /><br />Kahit saan ka tumingin may makikita kang magkahawak kamay habang naglalakad, mga larawan ng puso, mga palabas sa tv na tungkol sa pag-ibig at kung anu-ano pa.<br /><p>....Ilang araw na lang araw na ng mga puso.... pero wala pa kayong pangregalo sa mahal nyo?... siguro dahil wala pa kaung budget... hehehe...hindi naman kaylangan ng magarbong regalo kung magiging creative kayo, makakagawa kayo ng regalo na hindi sing mahal ngunit sing ligaya ang maidudulot mo sa taong mahal mo....</p><p>eto ang ilan sa mga bagay na pwede nating gawin sa araw ng mga puso na hindi tayo masyadong gagastos ng malaking halaga...</p><p>1.) Personalized Card... pwede mong lagyan ng picture nyo together...tapos sulatan mo ng tula na ginawa mo sa loob (nagawa ko na to dati...kasi wala akong budget eh...hehehe).</p><p>2.) Mura/Libreng Bulaklak...kung may kapit bahay kayo na nagtatanim ng rose, pumitas na lang kayo basta wag kayong papahalata (hehehehe), pwede na din ang santan basta handa kayo na ipalo yan sa ulo niyo.</p><p>3.) Chocolates...hindi naman kaylangan na mahal ang chocolates pwede na dyan ung sergs, choey choco kesa wala diba.</p><p>4.) Picture nyo...dahil uso naman ang mga camera sa cellphones pwede mong pa print ung mga pictures nyo together...tapos lagyan mo ng note sa likod...</p><p>5.) Magluto ka...eto the best, hindi lang siya matutuwa, kikiligin sayo...mabubusog pa siya.</p><p>O ano..ilan lang yan... maging creative ka lang... sana maging maligaya ang araw ng mga puso natin lahat...</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2509498435173487178-8331579836838211047?l=ventocoseuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ventocoseusshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04512063842496107318noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509498435173487178.post-17155216610074997322008-09-19T10:02:00.002+08:002008-09-19T10:04:16.318+08:00<span style="font-size:85%;">F*uck yang palabas na yan.... hahahaha....super galit talaga ako...</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Kung anu-anong kat*r*ntad*h*n ang tinuturo nila sa kababaihan..</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Yung girlfriend ko tuloy ngaun parang galit na hindi sa akin dahil kada panonood nya ng episode ng my husband's woman lagi siyang may narerealize.... hay</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">wag na sanang ipalabas yan... kahit kaming mga mababait na lalaki...nadadamay :(</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2509498435173487178-1715521661007499732?l=ventocoseuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ventocoseusshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04512063842496107318noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509498435173487178.post-19485500544108336172008-09-08T10:56:00.011+08:002008-09-08T11:14:48.383+08:00<div align="justify">Makakakain ka ba ng maayos kung ang plato mo ay toilet bowl?<br /></div><div align="justify">Masasarapan ka ba sa ice cream mo kung hugis t*e ito?<br />Mabibighani ka ba sa bango ng ulam mo kung kakulay ito ng t*e?<br /><br /></div><p align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rbTPjKoLjro/SMSV7s9gNMI/AAAAAAAAAAs/O15Yb1Fnmm4/s1600-h/1.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243480719080043714" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="254" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rbTPjKoLjro/SMSV7s9gNMI/AAAAAAAAAAs/O15Yb1Fnmm4/s200/1.bmp" width="200" border="0" /></a>Modern Toilet ay isang kainan sa Taipei<br /></p><div align="right"></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243481337500626354" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rbTPjKoLjro/SMSWfswdbbI/AAAAAAAAAA0/q0ipCFn_DQ8/s200/2.bmp" border="0" /><br /><div align="center">Ang sarap siguro kumain dyan....tignan mo ung ulam oh kakulay ng t*e hehehehehe.....<br /><br /></div><div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243481342362821714" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rbTPjKoLjro/SMSWf-3spFI/AAAAAAAAAA8/rXMyV2hAA9I/s200/3.bmp" border="0" /><br />Ang mga upuan nila ay gawa sa toilet bowl.<br /></div><div align="center"><br /><br /></div><div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243482288528883954" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rbTPjKoLjro/SMSXXDnRAPI/AAAAAAAAABE/spIpRhypl_U/s200/4.bmp" border="0" /></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">Yummy....<br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243482293653962898" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rbTPjKoLjro/SMSXXWtLgJI/AAAAAAAAABM/PzwaP35zjjM/s200/5.bmp" border="0" /><br />Sarap ng ice cream...</div><div align="center"><br /><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243482299553657554" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rbTPjKoLjro/SMSXXsrxstI/AAAAAAAAABc/ZtBWuDOLtBU/s200/7.bmp" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243482298566057650" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rbTPjKoLjro/SMSXXpAUHrI/AAAAAAAAABU/PwX9O5HFt0c/s200/6.bmp" border="0" /> <p align="center"><br />May iba't ibang flavors pa... </p><p align="center"></p><p align="left">Kain tayo.....libre ko kayo....<br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2509498435173487178-1948550054410833617?l=ventocoseuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ventocoseusshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04512063842496107318noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509498435173487178.post-63336790877550106812008-09-01T18:16:00.000+08:002008-09-01T18:29:23.850+08:00<span style="font-size:85%;">September na pala parang ang bilis ng pangyayari. Simula na ang mga ber months. Isa lang ang ibig sabihin nito...malapit na magsimula ang countdown for christmas and new year...</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">PagSeptember na...</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">1. Lumalamig na ang simoy ng hangin (kasi may katabi kang mayabang....katulad dito sa opis namin hahahaha hale ikaw ba yan!)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">2. Simula na ang mga bonuses (ako kaya kelan ko kaya matatanggap ang bonus ko?)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">3. Promotion day (siguro sa company lang namin to)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">4. Lilinisin na natin ang ating mga christmas tree, christmas decors, christmas lights (hindi naman puro christmas yun)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">5. Naglilista ka na ng mga wish list mo for christmas (ako simple lang naman ang wish ko laptop o dslr lang naman)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">6. Magsisimula na ang Octoberfest (inuman na!)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">7. Malapit na ang birthday ko.... (madadagdagan na naman ang edad ko)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">8. Malapit na tayong dumalaw sa cemetery (All saint's day hehehe November 1)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">9. Makakatikim na ulit tayo ng masarap na puto bumbong at bibingka pagkatapos ng simbang gabi (sana makumpleto ko ung 9 days)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">10. Gumising ng umaga para sa simbang gabi </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">oo nga pala <strong><span style="font-size:100%;">115 days to go</span></strong>... pasko na (hindi naman obvious na excited ako sa pasko)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2509498435173487178-6333679087755010681?l=ventocoseuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ventocoseusshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04512063842496107318noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509498435173487178.post-9782801897095689912008-08-28T13:22:00.000+08:002008-08-28T13:37:47.582+08:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Matagal na akong nagbabasa ng blog ni idol <a href="http://kwentongbarbero.com/">badoodles</a> at matagal ko na ring gustong bumoto dito sa best humor blogs (kaso wala pa akong blog nun) kaya eto na ang honor roll ko...</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">1. <a href="http://blogniinday.com/"> blogniinday</a> - super nag eenjoy talaga ako pag may bagong post tong si inday...siguro na eelibs lang ako sa kanya kasi ang galing nya mag english...at sinasamahan pa talaga niya ng patawa.... kasi ako hindi ako marunong mag english eh...simpleng sentence construction nga hindi ko magawa....Is it raining outside,aren't they?</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">2. <a href="http://greenpinoy.com/">Greenpinoy </a>- super saya din ang blog na to....grabe talaga ung mga pictures... may isa syang post na hindi ko talaga makalimutan yung tungkol sa vagina repair... hehehehe</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">3. <a href="http://poli-adik.blogspot.com/">Gagopolis</a> - kahit hindi na siya ganun ka frequent mag post, enjoy parin ako sa mga past post nya....paulit ulit kong binabasa hehehehe....</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">4. <a href="http://kokeymonster.com/">KokeyMonster</a> - the best....speechless</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Yan po ang aking mga favorite na humor blog. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2509498435173487178-978280189709568991?l=ventocoseuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ventocoseusshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04512063842496107318noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509498435173487178.post-57102879326052481372008-08-28T13:11:00.000+08:002008-08-28T13:20:39.328+08:00<span style="font-size:85%;">I received this email from a colleague, and it is so super nakakatawa... kaya nga i make share it to you guys. Sana maging happy din kayo pag nabasa nyo na this Ten Conyomandments....hahahaha.....(pati tuloy ako nahahawa na eh)</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Ten Conyomandments by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">(taken from The LaSallian-Menagerie) </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Here at La Salle, conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the student body knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly bring you: </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">The Ten Conyomandments. </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa". </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap. </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger." </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare." </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">5. Thou shall know you know? I know right! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish. </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right? </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">ex. "Like, it's so init naman!" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap? </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"I know right? It's so kaka!" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"Kaka?" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"Kakaasar!" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!" </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!" </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2509498435173487178-5710287932605248137?l=ventocoseuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ventocoseusshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04512063842496107318noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509498435173487178.post-40898102965636330522008-08-27T15:23:00.000+08:002008-08-27T15:33:43.690+08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rbTPjKoLjro/SLUBa0hM5WI/AAAAAAAAAAU/PZ6ATmdWQcw/s1600-h/BROKEN-HEART-main_Full.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239095301801567586" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rbTPjKoLjro/SLUBa0hM5WI/AAAAAAAAAAU/PZ6ATmdWQcw/s200/BROKEN-HEART-main_Full.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Sobrang sakit pag ang taong nagsasabi sayo ng masasakit na salita ang taong sobra mong minamamahal......</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Minsan tuloy tinatanong mo ang sarili mo, bakit pa tayo nagmamahal kung patuloy lang naman tayong masasaktan. Siguro, dahil iba ang ligayang nadudulot sa atin ng pagmamahal.....</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Pero minsan parang sobra na..... pagkatao mo ang tinatapakan....</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">pag ganun na ang pangyayari, mamahalin mo pa rin ba siya... o....kakalimutan na lang ang pagmamahal na inalay mo sa kanya.....</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">PARA SAYO:</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Alam ko hindi ako perpekto.....</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Alam ko may mga nagawa akong mali sayo...</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Alam ko lahat ng yan.... PATAWAD</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Sana naman tulungan mo akong magbago... at maayos kung anuman ang meron tayo...</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Hindi yung ikaw ang unang bumibitaw....sumusuko....umaayaw......</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Alam ko....nararamdaman ko.....alam mo..... na mahal talaga kita....</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Natatakot ka lang siguro na baka iwan kita katulad noong dati...</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Hindi naman ngayon yung kahapon diba?!</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Kalimutan natin ang nakaraan.... magsimula tayo </span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Naaalala mo ba nung nagkabalikan tayo.....sobrang saya natin....</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Nagpapasalamat pa tayo kay God dahil nagtagpo ulit ang mga puso natin....</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Ngunit ngaun parang iba na...</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">nangangapa...</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">naghahanap ng sagot....</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">madilim....</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">malamig....</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">bangungot....</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">sana bukas pag gising ko may bagong umagang naghihintay sa akin......</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2509498435173487178-4089810296563633052?l=ventocoseuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ventocoseusshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04512063842496107318noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2509498435173487178.post-55435230372520991812008-08-27T10:16:00.000+08:002008-08-27T10:24:12.327+08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rbTPjKoLjro/SLS5-0TeTZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/L8c-KJtdV8M/s1600-h/patient%20support.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239016755382078866" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rbTPjKoLjro/SLS5-0TeTZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/L8c-KJtdV8M/s320/patient%2520support.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Doon ba o dito...</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Hindi ko din alam eh...</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Hayaan ko na lang ang aking mga daliri na tumipa sa aking <em>keyboard </em>kung anong gusto niyang sabihin....</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Ito ang aking unang hakbang sa aking paglalakbay sa iba't ibang mundo....</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Sana maging makabuluhan ito....</span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Tulungan nyo akong hanapin ang tamang daan...........</span></div><div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2509498435173487178-5543523037252099181?l=ventocoseuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ventocoseusshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04512063842496107318noreply@blogger.com4